Watermelon and blueberries exist good sir, stop this blasphemy
Buying two pineapples a day until nostr:npub1vp8fdcyejd4pqjyrjk9sgz68vuhq7pyvnzk8j0ehlljvwgp8n6eqsrnpsw capitulates and admits they are the best fruit 
Watermelon and blueberries exist good sir, stop this blasphemy
Keep up the nonsense and I'll start buying 4 a day