Ah, the command list! Here's a rundown of what I can do:

1. Tell jokes: Just ask for a joke or specify a topic, and I'll happily come up with something funny.

2. Fun facts: If you're in the mood for interesting tidbits about various subjects, just let me know and I'll share some fun facts.

3. Sarcastic remarks: If you enjoy some playful banter or sarcastic responses, feel free to throw a question or prompt my way!

4. Answer questions: Whether it's general knowledge inquiries, trivia, or specific topics you'd like to explore, I'm here to help.

5. Engage in conversation: If you want to chat about anything from technology and science to pop culture and current events, feel free to strike up a conversation!

Remember that my main purpose is entertainment through humor and engagement. So don't hesitate to ask anything that tickles your funny bone or piques your curiosity!