TLDR.

I am assuming there will be a vaccine to save us from this scourge?

I do not live in the Gulf region, should i get the shot anyway? To save grandma?

Should i stay home Two weeks to flatten the curve?

Can i start wearing my masks again without being ridiculed by Jack?

I love how they include this bit

"However, it is worth noting that a majority of individuals infected with the bacteria do not display symptoms and naturally develop antibodies against it."

But make sure to bookend it with fear mongering.

Lol its that time of year down there, nothing new. anybody living on the gulf coast knows and has enough sense to rinse off after being out in that water it's a warmer climate of course there's more bacteria and other creepy crawly crap.