If their shit don’t stink, then you’ve probably been breathing it in for too long.
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Or maybe you’re just as dirty as they are.
I think mine does, but I can’t tell because it’s all I know.
How about this: you smell mine and give me feedback and then I’ll.. well let’s see how the first part goes eh?
After I give you feedback be sure to get outraged and publicly tell me I’m wrong and why everyone should agree with you that yours doesn’t in fact stink. Could you also make sure some of your friends tell me I’m wrong about how your shit smells? 😂
Oh I’ll be outraged for sure if you think my shit stinks and will sit in my car and rant for TikTok to make sure everyone knows.
I’ll make my friends smell it first so they can lie about the smell but be honest when pressed if asked if they’ve actually smelled it. 
Well said.