I think all my fellow #atheist can agree that if we lived in a world ruled by an intelligent designer who loved us, the natural way for our wrists to turn to flip bacon wouldn't be the direction that maximized burning ourselves with grease splashes.
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It's definitely not a very intelligent design.
What if that is an indication that we were not designed to cook bacon. Or that we are cooking it incorrectly
LOL
We wouldn't get old and die, either, nor suffer while doing so. But maybe the point of it all is to learn stoicism. So... Stoic Bacon!
If it was intelligently designed, my ballsack wouldn’t be located between my legs where I could experience significant injury.
Just wait until you get old enough to start sitting on your own balls.
Sounds like we are optimized for reproduction and survival instead of longevity
Everyone knows about menopause preventing woman with DNA too damaged by age from reproducing. Less talked about is men getting there by cumulative ball strikes.
No we've added TRT to the no fertile old men list.
Or falling asleep on your side and waking up with pain because they were crushed under your legs lol
Among many other things
Clearly that just means the tong or chopstick is the ideal flipping mechanism for bacon.