It's just funny to seriously think about locks when it's easier to e.g. remove hinges then deal with the locks.
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Physical security is a very deep rabbit hole. Why bother with hinges at all when I can bypass both of those locks faster than I can put in the combo.
Counterintuitive too like how smart convertible owners don't lock the car. Easier to replace whatever they wanted to steal than whatever they wanted to steal and your top.