one time I won homecoming queen (even though I didn’t run) and they forced me to come on stage and take the crown even though I kept refusing because my best friend wanted to win and it made her cry

But people had voted with their money as a fundraiser so I had to accept because the school board said so

And it’s things like this that created a very deep rooted disdain for authority and consumer culture in me and I think it’s important to understand that when you are interacting with me