Oh the list goes on

Beware of artificial milk

The artificial boobs the milk comes from

Beware the idea of march

Beware of sin

And on that note beware of co-sin

Beware of tangents which this comment may very well be

Beware division

Beware unification

Beware addition

Beware subtraction

Beware multiplication

Beware your mom when she says your full name

Beware Catholic teachers with rulers of your learning cursive and apparently being left handed means you're the devil

Beware my ex if she's got a knife

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This list makes much more sense tbh

Most of all beware of when lists make too much sense

Depends

Your ex still alive though?

Just got out of jail like 2 months ago?

Yup, you're right

Beware of your ex when she's got a knife

But she just might be chopping shallots