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1) if we catch you trying to use force to stop cannibals from farming humans for fat when they're already warning customers about the production plant being uninspected, you're going to jail for 6 months

2) if we catch you trying to use force to stop restaurants and food trucks from serving food produced under the food freedom bill when they're already warning customers about the production plants being uninspected, you're going to jail for 6 months

3) if we catch you trying to use force to stop cannibals from butchering people by hand or with customized equipment, when they're already warning customers the process is uninspected, you're going to jail for 6 months

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Devon Olsen 1y ago

🤣

thanks for bringing some humor in, so easy to overlook things in legislation!

1) specify "domesticated" species in above proposals

2) adding teeth to prevent state officials from ignor8ng the law would be nice

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🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit 1y ago

gonna have to get someone else for these revisions, I only work for the cannibal lobby

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Devon Olsen 1y ago

🤣

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