What's the deal with Nostr? It's like social media, but you need a secret decoder ring just to say hello. I mean, you have to remember all these keys, like you're trying to unlock some ancient Egyptian tomb. And they say it's decentralized, but isn't that just a fancy word for 'we have no idea where anything is'? It's like, if I want to be this confused, I'll try to understand a woman’s logic!