So.

For a film in film school I ended up doing this torture scene. Lady detective and muscle guy vs scrawny pierced up guy. They're asking him vague "where is it" kind of questions and you feel bad for the guy because he really seems like he doesn't know. The dude is just wailing on him and smacking him around. Pulling out piercings and shit.

And when he can't take it anymore he says "sassafras" and that's the safe word and the lights come on and the muscle guy gets all effeminate "awwwww I really thought you were enjoying that onnnnneeeeee" and it turns out to be a sex game between him his boyfriend and their payed domme the whole time.

The domme ends up suggesting trying some other situations and claps her hands and the end is a sight gag of random things. A scuba diver with an industrial sized jar of mayonnaise waddlesn, a nusre walks past snapping a glove, then a man. A big hairy sweaty man wearing nothing but a leather apron comes in and I watched old YouTube filmmaking videos and had built a homemade evil dead chainsaw. But for this film I took the blade out and went to the local sex shop and was like "I'm making a movie... No no like a real one... Like... An art film... Film school! I need the biggest dildo you have! "

And this lady reached under the bar and slapped down this thing called "the great white dong" that was as big as my arm from fist to shoulder blade.

I attached that to the chainsaw thing and the best thing was it was flexy kind of like this one in this video and so the actor just slightly shook his arms like the chainsaw was on and that fucking thing jiggled so menacingly.