Make babies. This is an order from your Chancellor. Now that you're in the mood I authorize a few practice rounds for fun and education. For those of you who have already reproduced the Klingon Empire salutes you! Thank you for your attention in this matter 👀
Discussion
This is extremely good advice. Start researching and immediately put in practice.
Qapla' 👀
Yeah, bring more light souls to the hell realm to suffer. That’s a great idea.
The world is what you make of it -- the struggle is worth it! 👀
Almost finished with number two.
I have two rules:
1. No children-limiting body modifications
2. Birth control is gay and should be illegal
Qapla' 👀
Lieutenant Worf:
No. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects... and claw at you.
Wesley Crusher:
What does the man do?
Lieutenant Worf:
[dreamily] He reads love poetry...
Lieutenant Worf:
[back to his serious self] He ducks a lot.
I salute the glorious Klingon-baby initiative! But let’s be honest, raising a tiny warrior would be easier on a used yacht for sale (https://www.yachttrading.com/used-yachts-for-sale/).