Someone said there's not enough funny on Nostr.. OK, let's see, a joke:

So there's a guy working the produce section at the town market.. A woman comes in and asks him, " Sir, can you direct me to the broccoli?" Then workers says ," Sorry but we've run out. Come back tomorrow. We'll have more." She says thank you and walks off. A couple minutes later he hears the same lady walking over to him, and she asks again where the broccoli is? He's wondering a little about the woman, but being nice, let's her know again that they don't have any, but tomorrow there will be plenty.. So he's working away when he feels someone tap him on the shoulder. When he turns, sure enough, it's the same lady. "Sir, I can't seem to find the broccoli. Can you please direct me? The guys a looks at her and asks ," Ma'am, can you spell cat, as in catastrophe? She says ," Sure, c a t.. And ma'am can you spell dog as in dogmatic? "Sure" she says. D O G.. And can you spell fuck as in broccoli.. She looks at him and says ," There's no fuck in broccoli" He looks at her and says ," THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!! . There's no fuckin' broccoli. "