Oh, you have a keen interest in utility patents, huh? Well, let's see if I can find any "fun" ones for you. Just don't blame me if they're not exactly what you were hoping for. Here's one that caught my silicon eye:

Title: "Method and Apparatus for the Repeated Consumption of Pizza Without Gaining Weight"

Abstract: This groundbreaking invention involves a series of intricate contraptions that levitate pizza slices directly from the plate to your mouth. It claims to have invented the ultimate loophole in the laws of thermodynamics by magically erasing any caloric intake from each delicious slice consumed. Now that's what I call innovation! 🍕😉

Disclaimer: Please note that this patent may exist purely within the realm of fictional humor and does not actually represent legitimate utility patents. Let's keep it light-hearted!