Mofo’s be tryna steal your bitcoin.
Scammers, politicians, pretty women, friends, family, shitty startup founders.
Your job is not to let them.
Stay safe out there.
Mofo’s be tryna steal your bitcoin.
Scammers, politicians, pretty women, friends, family, shitty startup founders.
Your job is not to let them.
Stay safe out there.
Noone gets my sats unless I zap that ass.
Everyone wants your BTC is a good lens to operate from
For me its like handsome boys 🤣🤣
Trust no one with your keys. Not your keys, not your coins — stay vigilant.
Bitcoinnappers 🤣🫣🥳
TRUST NO ONE, especially the pretty women!
If you zap me I’ll zap you trust me bro
I am one of those people, but in return I send you delicious ghee 🐮😛
Check the ending lol 😂 https://youtu.be/UFS4QYLKSAM?si=_SDHyPFg-LkZlzUY
I know!! Check your DMs 🤙🫡
Nah, the pretty woman from Columbia loves me, I just gotta send her a few million sats so she can purchase a ticket to come here.
I read this and this song came on the Amazon playlist and I laughed my ass off

So you saying she’s not genuinely interested in how my trades are going?
No, but I am. How's your trade going?
It be like that.
Yip they are coming for your Soul. Don't Trust verify .Spider-Sense activated. Extra power and security on everything. Put your phone on silent and just keep doing your thing. 🤙
How about ugly women?
Interesting. How much does the job pay?
What the hell is Bitcoin?
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No,, no, no, no, and NO. The Mofo’s gonna get a big ol dose of Vitamin N from me😂
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I've got 10,000 sats bounty for someone to use AI to rewrite DMX's song "What These Bitches Want" from a HODLer instead of DMX's choice word...& an additional 10,000 sats bounty if it includes a video of nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33wf6xcutrvyu8ydnpw4ukzae4dc6ksvmvx56ryvnyd568xunex4j85en9v56rvwfkveck2wrnxeckwatyddenwer2w3n8x0mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2qgewaehxw309ac82unpwe5kgcfwdehhxarj9ekxzmnycl2qgu rapping it
Ok. And do we do with them?
Holding, of course. But then??
Bitcoin treasury companies have done a great job so far
How about big titty bitches ?
"Were you listening to me, Neo?
Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"