Mofo’s be tryna steal your bitcoin.

Scammers, politicians, pretty women, friends, family, shitty startup founders.

Your job is not to let them.

Stay safe out there.

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But...the pretty women....

...are dudes

Fuuuuuuugggggg. It's OVER.

Ikr! No titties, just dudes with terrible grammar

Guess I'll go back to my cave and keep stacking...

Wise move 🫡

Noone gets my sats unless I zap that ass.

For me its like handsome boys 🤣🤣

Trust no one with your keys. Not your keys, not your coins — stay vigilant.

Bitcoinnappers 🤣🫣🥳

TRUST NO ONE, especially the pretty women!

If you zap me I’ll zap you trust me bro

I am one of those people, but in return I send you delicious ghee 🐮😛

I know!! Check your DMs 🤙🫡

Nah, the pretty woman from Columbia loves me, I just gotta send her a few million sats so she can purchase a ticket to come here.

So you saying she’s not genuinely interested in how my trades are going?

No, but I am. How's your trade going?

It be like that.

Yip they are coming for your Soul. Don't Trust verify .Spider-Sense activated. Extra power and security on everything. Put your phone on silent and just keep doing your thing. 🤙

How about ugly women?

Interesting. How much does the job pay?

What the hell is Bitcoin?

🎯

No,, no, no, no, and NO. The Mofo’s gonna get a big ol dose of Vitamin N from me😂

🫡🌽🔐

Ok. And do we do with them?

Holding, of course. But then??

Bitcoin treasury companies have done a great job so far

How about big titty bitches ?

"Were you listening to me, Neo?

Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"