Patient: “WTF happened?”

Doc: “We’ll, you see we had TradingView up on your heart monitor and I was looking at it when making your primary incision. That will explains the Viking worthy battle scar. Then the anesthesiologist passed TF out which explains your 20 year coma.

The good news is your hospital bill is only 10 sats. Have a nice day.” nostr:note1ns484l5w43cr6jdqgmnyduwjc9q93kqnc9n4dgmadalmd9s6u22q8g48qx