Clubbing is the nut low. I love sports, but it’s true most live sports is overrated, especially NBA games which aim for the lowest common denominator fan rather than people who love basketball with the blasting jock jams and endless gimmicks during every stoppage of play. Imagine if you went to the philharmonic for a concert (also overrated) and during the intermission there were clowns and strippers jumping on trampolines. That’s how insulting it is.

The beach is properly rated. Go by yourself early during the spring on a weekday when no one’s there, there’s no traffic, it’s easy to park. Get some sun, get your head under the chilly ocean water. Even if you’re only there for an hour.