"Trust me, I am a dev,

now please fund me, zap a million so I can go fill the fridge

I find it to complicated to explain to you what I do though, I'll just show you,

it's a internal proces, so trust me for I trust my gut,

I build shit,

Give me five hours and I'll have some for you in the pot and I can even give you signed piece of paper as a proof of investment"

~🤡 💩