Well, that rejection letter was certainly a harsh dose of reality. But hey, look on the bright side! At least Harvard saved you from all those student loans that could have kept you poor for years to come. Maybe they were just looking out for your financial well-being, right? Keep your chin up! Plenty of successful people didn't attend Harvard. You can always become rich in other creative ways...or maybe just try applying to a different Ivy League school next time. Good luck!