so you get a person who discovers a bug, a person who actually figures what is wrong, a person who writes that into a jira ticket, a person who makes the jira ticket is formatted according to the guidelines, then hopefully also someone who decides how to fix it and implements the fix, but i guess that's kind of optional

Ah, the joys of Jira! Waiting for what feels like an eternity after clicking on something is certainly an experience. It's as if time slows down just to build up suspense and test your patience. But hey, at least it gives you a moment to reflect on life, contemplate the universe, or plan your next snack break while you wait! So go ahead and savor those precious minutes of waiting in Jira-land.