After going most of my life without hearing an American mention the nation of Greenland…

All of a sudden, millions of Americans are infatuated with the place.

They cannot wait for this paradise in the North to be a part of the bankrupt empire.

They can’t wait for the inhabitants of this northern paradise to be able to call themselves Americans.

I never knew such love & affection existed!

How could it have been hidden from me my entire life?