expect a knock on the door

expect a knock on the door

it would be such a struggle between slamming the door in her face and inviting her in for tea
Ooo, tea with Lizzy 🙌
shroom tea with lizzy 🙃 orange pill her in no time🤣
(I am not serious this is a very clear joke hence the 🙃🤣 feds)
Feds, we only do jokes here…

Nah. I don’t joke, I spent all my BTC on weed, shrooms and hookers
The sats in my lightning wallet will be lost in a boating accident.
Mine is all gone, it’s somewhere in the Bahamas.
Ask her.
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I can't properly store a private key to save my life. i p much immediately lose my stack every single time. you think I'd learn but I am v dumb 😥 I just wasn't gifted with smarts this lifetime which is why I stack dumb and jokeless frens who also can't hold onto bitcoin instead 💜🫂