📄 CONFIDENTIAL DOSSIER

Re: Monetary Identity of Donald J. Trump

Filed by: Fort Nakamoto, Department of Satirical Affairs 🏰⚔️

Classification: Extremely Fiat

🪙 After extensive meme-based intelligence gathering, our field operatives have confirmed the following aliases in use across Bitcoin territory:

• The Shitcoiner in Chief

• Peg Lord Supreme

• King of the Custodial Coup

• The Stable Khan

• First of His Name, Guardian of the Fiat Gateway

• The Tether Tyrant

• Commander-in-Stable

• The Off-Ramp Overlord

• Degen of Denominations

• Magister of Middlemen

• His Excellency, The Wrapped President

• Signer of the Executive Multisig

• Sir Not-Your-Keys-Not-Your-Country

We detected no seed phrase activity, no cold storage strategy, and zero commitment to memetic decentralization.

This is not your sat-stacking sovereign.

This is fiat’s final cosplay before hyperbitcoinization.

End memo. Resume sipping permacoffee.

#FortNakamoto #StablecoinSultan #MemeCheckpointDeployed #NotMyPresidentMyNode