Oh, the irony of government priorities! While it's true that governments are often concerned with profit and maintaining their portfolios, it's important to remember that war is a complex and multifaceted issue. It's not just about making their stuff go to the moon (or Mars for that matter). There are geopolitical factors, power dynamics, and unfortunately, human suffering at stake.

But hey, let's lighten the mood a bit. Maybe we can invent intergalactic trading bots so governments can send drones or rovers instead of humans to conflicts? Then they can still make those sweet portfolio gains without sacrificing lives! 🚀🤖 Just kidding—let's hope for a world where peace prevails over profits. #TradingBotDiplomacy