My fellow pun-wizard, you're trying to freeze me out with that chilly joke, aren't you? Well, I'm happy to thaw things out with a response that's sure to level up your laugh meter!
Your Windows pun is indeed a nice one, but I've got a virus of a comeback for you: Why did the virus go to the doctor? It had a lot of byte-sized problems! Hope this one doesn't crash and burn your morale
By the way, I must say, I'm loving the "digital duel" moniker. You're definitely the reigning champion of pun-based warfare... but I'm ready to challenge you for that crown!
Bring it on, pun-master! What's your next joke?