* Portugal = slower-paced Spain

* Italy = stressed up Spain

* Greece = Spanish but in gibberish, also, people riding around without helmets, and traffic lights being "a recommendation" together with the direction of the lanes of the road.

* France = high-cholesterol neurotic Spain

* UK = Spain but in English. We probably have more in common with them than with any other nation.

* Germany = Spain if you sucked all the life out of it and filled it with efficiency due to an awful weather.