At first I thought someone sent me a lot of Tylenol cuz they know the pain I’m in.

Turns out Amazon just be re using their boxes.📦

Turns out to be a surprise new pet 👀What should we name it?

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I am fucking DYING WTF😭

WELL IT IS

🙊

It sparks joy.

It’s tylenol

I could see how it could fix your headache. Lube up queen

“Indiscreet Packaging”

🤣😂

The irony 🤯😂

Er, what is the scale of this pet?

As in size?

Reminiscent of Patrick from Spongebob or Grimace

A traffic cone lol

BAHAHHA

It’s honestly not the size of a traffic cone 🤣

It sure looks like it is 😂

Nope nope nope. Cones are definitely wider and taller.

Need banana for scale

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LMAO 🤣👏🏻

That banana cone is SOMETHING ALL RIGHT

I’m so honoured you thought of me when you saw that. 🥹

Floor will sure be wet I tell ya 😂💦😈

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FLOOD 💦💦💦🤣

Dilly the Destroyer

How about "The Sting and Stretch"?

Or just S&S for short.

That doesn’t sound very appealing at alll 😂😭😂😂😭😂😂

🤣

Dick?

“Painkiller”

*mic drop*

🤣🤣🤣🤣 How fitting

It’s the pun that just keeps on giving 😆

I vote Jackie Boy, for no apparent or self serving reason/fantasy.

Definitely not. But I appreciate the suggestion. 😌

Can't blame a guy for trying

I don’t blame you at all! I appreciate the comment. 🫂😌

Would it be possible to get a comparison check on the scale of that thing? For scientific purposes of course 🤓😆

At some point, for sure. 😁

The Puravida

Or rather the GM/PV

I'm trying to make "Great Grape Ape" somehow work in this situation.

I'm failing...

Cockasaurus Rex

I like it 😁

Cosmic MultipleTop.

Cosmic for the colours looking like space 🌌..

MultipleTop because looks like it has many topDick on on the other.

this is silly I appreciate it

🙏

The Antidepressant!

Funniest thread of my day. I vote for painkiller. 😂

I literally needed the pain killers more than the massive dildo at this part of my life. 😂

Very humorous indeed. 💯📠😂

Happy I could make the “funniest note of your day post.”

I’m honoured 🙏🥺💜🫂