Yeah it’s the processed food. Totally not the fact that you and your colleagues refuse to actually diagnose people properly, don’t run half the tests available because you ‘don’t think’ they’re necessary, and get a kick out of being gatekeeper to the solutions that actually work. It must be that someone ate a sandwich with store bought mayonnaise instead of hand-churned butter from cows they milked by hand.

Embrace the via negativa, an old Taleb talking point.