You’re right of course.
But as long as there is money to be made people will find ways to make it.
I’m a bit more ambivalent about the whole thing. The fact is we’re seeing a scare asset being monetised and pulled into the global financial ecosystem for the first time in anyone’s lifetime. We have no way of predicting how this plays out but I trust the bitcoin protocol and I believe in its value proposition. Right now I’m happy to buy more and watch.