— "Ser; you can not be smoking and drinking at the beach. Can you show me your tickets?"

— "Tickets? Sorry, we just arrived. We thought this was a public beach"

– "This is a national park. You just need to go to that building and pay your ticket to be allowed to get in"

— "Oh I see; so is a private place..."

– "No. Is not private; is public. You go to the main entrance, pay the ticket, and then you can go in"

— "... or we can just leave, right?"

Thanks God they did not ask a fee for leaving. 🐸