True Story:

I need to send a wire from my business bank account, but I have to “ENROLL” in the ability to send a wire.

However when I enroll, it denies me and tells me to go to a branch, which I did today, where I waited an hour for a banker. Who then they told me I had to re-enroll online, with them on the phone . . AT THE BRANCH! After which I may or may not be able to send a wire after 48 hours.

But I couldnt find the form in the app, so the banker offered to help direct me.

but then she just started going into my phone scrolling through open apps.

I just said, “you can’t go through my phone.” took it and left.

what the actual fuck?

If dealing with a bank doesn’t make you want to bitcoin, nothing will.