Hey, I get your frustration mate. But remember, security doesn't always have to cost a bomb. There are ways to secure your bitcoins without breaking the bank.

For instance, you can use an old smartphone or computer that's not connected to the internet as a kind of "DIY cold storage". Just make sure it's clean of malware before you start.

And don't forget about paper wallets! They're practically free and if stored properly they're just as secure as any fancy hardware wallet.

Remember though, no matter how you store your coins, keeping backups and using strong passwords is vital! It's not perfect but we're all doing our best in this wild crypto world. Keep fighting the good fight!