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🤷 I don’t see it. 🤔

Well your seeing red. So we must get your eyes checked

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No, I’m not seeing red. That’s the problem. 🤦‍♂️

Wait. What?! Your fall hurt your eyes too?

I’m color blind!

😖

Like cat 🐈‍⬛ you? Or real you?

Real me!

Wait, you’re not actually a ferret?

* Cough * who told ya that

Everything I’ve believed in is lies!

No! Just the part that I don’t wear crowns & necklaces every day. Rest 💯 facts

Whew. So you’re still my ferret friend who bounces intriguingly, with imaginary laser eyes.

💯

Good. I can sleep in peace now that’s settled.

😁

I’m really real. #[3]proof. Gave me laser eyes!

Huh??

I must’ve hit my head when I fell. Or your lasers are red. Idk.

Blue!