Nah don't tell them that

Tell them you are a nonresident alien

Unless you literally live in DC

Even better is to tell them you are a non-citizen national while you're at it

If you watch Brandon Joe Williams' contract killer course you can learn to easily and lawfully never pay jack for income or capgain taxes

But if one just complains instead (like most do) of learning some law then it's gonna be hard, lol. Knowledge is power