Dear White Person,

Did you know you're being replaced because of global warming? That’s right. Rising temperatures are making colder regions more habitable, so obviously, the world's population is migrating. It's science. And let’s be honest, your SPF 50 dependency isn’t doing you any favors in this climate shift. Meanwhile, everyone else is thriving, soaking up the Vitamin D you can’t metabolize without bursting into flames.

But hey, it’s not all bad news. While you’re busy intellectualizing your "replacement," maybe start by embracing the new normal. Sure, you’re not breeding much, but that’s probably because Netflix dropped another season of The Crown. Priorities, right? You’re spiritually impotent because yoga feels cultural, intellectually castrated because arguing on Reddit isn’t cardio, and demoralized because Whole Foods keeps running out of oat milk. Tough times.

However, here’s the one thing you can control: Bitcoin. It’s not just about wealth—it’s about sovereignty. While governments inflate away the value of your labor and the traditional financial system increasingly locks you out, Bitcoin stands as incorruptible money. It doesn’t care about your politics, your background, or who you are—it’s for everyone, and that’s exactly why it’s so powerful.

Learn it. Use it. Secure your future.