I’m Batman

I love you back.

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Sorry about your parents.

Effective immediately I declare an executive order that so your enemies are just mad because they have fat thighs and bad relationships.

oof. That’s a diabolical executive order mister president… I applaud it! Disclaimer: Batman does not officially support “alternative punitive actions.”

Yeah, the evil is way too deep

The murderers lose no sleep

Supreme Court, no sour cream

All, I'm vetoing all your shit

Ignoring those deep state bitch

There's only one party, this

Hey, this time we're gonna be alright

I won't mess it up

Hey, this time it's gonna be real nice

Nice for everyone

I'm the president, yeah

You all voted, here I am

I'm the president, I love you

Who's the president? Me

Landslide fucking victory

I'm the president, I love you

Also should I have said “I’m The Batman” ?

Depends which batman you want to be🤷🏽

Are you Keaton batman? Or maybe nipple batman? They both say "I'm the Batman"

But Nolan batman, Kurt Cobatman, and baman from Batman piderman all day "IMBAMAN WHERESRACHEL"