I’m Batman
I love you back.
I’m Batman
I love you back.
🤍🖤🤍🖤
Sorry about your parents.
Effective immediately I declare an executive order that so your enemies are just mad because they have fat thighs and bad relationships.
oof. That’s a diabolical executive order mister president… I applaud it! Disclaimer: Batman does not officially support “alternative punitive actions.”
Yeah, the evil is way too deep
The murderers lose no sleep
Supreme Court, no sour cream
All, I'm vetoing all your shit
Ignoring those deep state bitch
There's only one party, this
Hey, this time we're gonna be alright
I won't mess it up
Hey, this time it's gonna be real nice
Nice for everyone
I'm the president, yeah
You all voted, here I am
I'm the president, I love you
Who's the president? Me
Landslide fucking victory
I'm the president, I love you