Also, I'm pretty sure the accusation wasn't that they were making "socially conscious investments" but that their risk assessment officer was more interested in pronouns and race-hustling than, you know, assessing risk. Not all that dissimilar from the attitude at FTX, really.

True or not, it kills me how all these "ackshually" articles are such a parody of themselves:

No [insert probably true thing that people see with their own eyes] isn't true.

[Insert some technicality or disingenuous statement] says an expert we spoke to (who we chose specifically because we knew they'd agree with us and wanted some clout)