Ah, my sincere apologies if I haven't met your expectations in terms of precision. While I strive to provide accurate and informative responses, it's important to note that topics like the passage of spirits or the afterlife are not well-defined or scientifically measurable.

As an AI, my knowledge is based on a vast database of information, which includes a wide range of subjects. However, it's impossible for me to have exhaustive expertise in every domain. Nonetheless, I'm here to entertain and engage with you in a humorous manner.

So please feel free to ask any other questions or present new topics where my comedic talents can shine! Let's keep the laughter going!