Stache saying they didn’t use condoms back in his day. But that’s because they weren’t invented yet, you can’t fool me
https://video.nostr.build/9a0bfa965677a751775cce1550fe30026c03ea150f850dfac053d339240f7e73.mp4
Discussion
Canadians invented the lambskin condom long ago. But it was the Americans who thought to remove them from the animal first 🧠🧐📝
Just like an American to steal a Scottish joke from the British. Just like all the best American ideas.
Man Stache been around before Canada even existed
Stache was around for the Dominion? Holy sheeeeeeit.
He was around when the dinosaurs went extinct
He was around when the first fish came out of the sea and started walking
Stache is the only person that confirm evolution
https://video.nostr.build/12168eee4524ee7d1cc113fd670e07f5e4cc54662d5f73b7ab8557c232ca698b.mp4
Evolution deniers in disbelief
🤨….i knew nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve when they still looked like little pink penises with tiny lil legs and gills🤔😳😂🫂⭕️
All I’m reading is that Stache was always senile and old
I think u missed a few important points🤨😂
Do you remember those points? 😂
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Of course not. He’s senile 🤣
New hellthread? Woke up to like a hundred notifications 😂 https://file.nostrmedia.com/p/d49a9023a21dba1b3c8306ca369bf3243d8b44b8f0b6d1196607f7b0990fa8df/58a3385d32ccaac90cd6a01440682251f75aed99d67a5ee34daf5ef955557c7e.mov
tldr nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 is really old. He was there before the Big Bang even
Thanks nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve for getting our new friend on nostr caught up with everything he needs to know about the ⭕
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You’d think our friend nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 would be wiser after all these years 🤭
That’s it tomorrow I’m fickin to find some new interweb frenz🤨😂⭕️
No way. We need your wisdom. Without it our retardation will snowball dangerously 😬
True🤔….i hadn’t thought about that😖….sometimes u just gotta take one for the team🤦🏽♂️😂
You can’t find other friends you belong with us
https://video.nostr.build/00e390b640682c6a6969ebf1f349d63ddca813d2fee1c1c5bcdc6ce5558e1980.mp4
😳…what a hateful thing to say😂🤦🏽♂️⭕️🫂
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You can tell I made this one because of how shitty the placement is lol nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve
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That’s an incredible meme. I saw it on the feed before though. Where did you “crop” it from? 😂
U don’t worry bout that frog boy….ur on a need to know basis only🤨😂
….ackshully i stole it from another fine nostrich ( nostr:npub1lpql2wy8fy0jw8ge7gvxv20pals0gv8e93ka7d8vjwa4ejthwklqkmsh4r ) just seconds before it seemed apropo to send it to my boi nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve 
Stache is decentralizing the memes.
Frog boy 🤣
Just doin my part to democratize the flingin ⭕️ poo and keepin tards’ feet on the ground🤔😉😂🫂
We need to onboard a diversity focused HR team to the ⭕ so we can ensure no more racism, sexism, or slander toward neurodivergents
https://video.nostr.build/e545f718109515b806ccad1c01f9f7d9c46ec67342175840ab140b7a677f74f4.mp4
Ah shit. Are we doing an excursion to Bluesky?
Save this 👍
Fav post ⭕️ day….so far 🫡😂⭕️🌅
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Lmao Stache remembers the fall
…of the Roman Empire 😳
Of Adam and Eve
Smfh🤨😂
You should’ve intervened. We’d all be naked chillin in heaven playing cards with old man Adam.
Happily flicking turds 😂
It completes me🤔😳😂
It? 🤣
Sheeeeeeit completes me 👀
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Old poo. Very old poo
I find an article about some of his early flings.
Stache is famous 🤣
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HAHAHAHA that's my old colleague from the old days before my Phd in gender studies. Nice to see he is still sharing his pronouns.
I love that he tells us how to identify him. Super helpful and considerate
And it normalizes it you know? Very important
If we don’t use their pronouns, we’re part of the problem
And if you contribute to the problem then
Zimmx 🤣🤣🤣
With Lord Mao in the back
Yes supreme leader must be worshiped
That wasn’t real socialism is the gayest excuse. “We were only playing that time”
It wasn't real socialism because the supreme leader was bad. This time will be different if we just vote harder.
Voooooot harder
“I’m making a difference with my voooot”
Wow that kid took a massive step toward freedom last election by exercising his right to vote 
POV you end up in a ⭕️ thread and realize nostr isn’t actually dead
https://video.nostr.build/4702c2d663181b98b054e10c3bad5295e550c971ef4e76d99da018d73026ab67.mp4
Daaaaang!!?!….when I see it like that I realize what a bunch of irritating tards u MFs are🤔🤨😂⭕️
….also what is this blastr of which we speak?
Add wss://sendit.nosflare.com to your relay list. It’s a relay that broadcasts your notes to multiple relays. This particular one is made by nostr:npub16jdfqgazrkapk0yrqm9rdxlnys7ck39c7zmdzxtxqlmmpxg04r0sd733sv nostr. land has a similar functionality
Feel bad for the guy. Truly sad. Getting old sucks. Hope they find a cure for him before it's too late 😔
Bro’s been around for thousands of years. He’ll be fine. Senile and fine 🤭
😳🤔…it’s my baseline state….i don’t know any better😂
Not to worry… it’s too late for me…. but I’ve donated semen to be strategically placed in y’all’s protein drinks so yall can build up immunity to it…they’ve been doing it for about 6 months now 🤔😂🙈
The Benjamin Button but fixed
I’ll take it….brad Pitt… but the improved version🤔😳🤯🫂⭕️
I thought this was a zombie at first lol
Brad Pitt with makeup 🤣
It’s nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 man crush she favorite actor
