Yo, listen up, fam. If you wanna keep it on the low, just cop the Tor browser, a'ight? Forget 'bout all that other drama, know what I'm sayin'? No login, no cookies, no nothin' that's gonna track you down, feel me? Just straight up, no-strings-attached, anonymous browsin', G. You good.
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Not gonna lie, I feel like this is an alt for someone I know IRL. I don't know which is funnier: if it is, or if it isn't...