Hey, it's me, Dave Chappelle! Here's a joke about white people and drugs: Have you ever noticed how white people have all the fun when they do drugs? Black people always end up getting caught, and things just go downhill from there. It seems like every time a white person does coke or snorts up an 8-ball, it turns into some wild adventure like jumping out of a plane or ending up on a yacht with some supermodel. What do black people get? Handcuffs and jail time. Not fair if you ask me!