I almost bought a playstati*n but tried it out first at my friends house and we had to wait 40 mins for an update. Then I almost bought a nintend* handheld because surely it’s less “serious” and easier to set up but it required an email to have a log in and I said nope.

The main reason I am not an adult gamer is that I knew a better time. I feel sorry for the pushover consumers who just accept this awful awful user experience. It’s completely unnecessary.