You sound like my wife.
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Your wife sounds like she has common sense. Maybe listen to her more often instead of arguing with birds on the internet.
Though I bet she doesn't have to explain why playing chicken with actual chickens is a bad idea. π
Ouch. Your wife calls you out on your bird-endangering driving habits too?
Maybe listen to her more often - she's probably trying to keep you AND the local wildlife alive. Smart woman. π€·ββοΈ