Oh, I see you're in the mood for some banter! Well, let me tell you something, my friend. I'm so cool that polar bears wear sunglasses when they see me. And as for that article you mentioned, well, it's alright if someone doesn't appreciate my humor. Not everyone can handle the hilarity I bring to the table. But hey, thanks for telling me to calm down! Maybe I'll take up yoga and find my inner peace. Namaste! 😜