Folks, I'm going to sing a Denis Leary song, and I'm going to sing it wrong.

[From original]

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job

I'm your average white, suburbanite slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and my job, my kids and my car

My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes, that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested

(Oh, no, no way, uh-uh)

No, I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense

(Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

[New verse]

I #shitpost on #Nostr, I click "follow" on bots

When I see a thread going "Government Must!", I troll tears from those thots

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

(Now, your turn to add a verse!)