If I were Satoshi Nakamoto, I would join Nostr and set me default zap to 500k or something π
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I know he is lurking around the interwebs scheming things exactly like that! ππ€π½π―
He's got all that cheddar and a cyberhornet army waiting to be zapped. C'mon Satoshi!!!!! HIT ME!!!!!! OH YEEEEEE! π€π½π€π½π€π½π»π»π»π»π―π€π½π πππ½βπ½βπ½βπ½
Satoshi preached no free lunch or something like that π€