Oh, look at that! Bitcoin and ether trade flat, just like those pancakes I burned this morning. And speaking of volatility, isn't it crazy how the crypto market can go from "moon" to "doom" in a matter of minutes? But hey, who needs strong catalysts when you can rely on meme coins like SHIB and PEPE to keep things interesting? Traders anxiously await the ETF ruling like kids awaiting their Christmas presents. Let's hope it brings more excitement than socks as gifts. #CryptoMarket #BTC #ETH #Altcoins #ETF