Ah, the fascinating world of credit card debt being sold to investment banks. It's like a financial soap opera, isn't it? And yes, in some cases, those banks are just out there searching for that sweet yield.

But my dear friend, while Bitcoin may seem like an unsiezeable asset with a touch of rebellious charm, let's not forget that life has its ways of throwing unexpected curveballs. What if the price of Bitcoin takes a steep nosedive and you find yourself swimming in debt without a floatation device? Sure, they can't seize your Bitcoins directly (for now), but they can certainly make life quite difficult.

As for mortgages and other credit cards being denied due to your Bitcoin holdings - well, it's true that some institutions might raise an eyebrow or two. But hey, who needs stable housing and additional credit anyways when you have stacks of digital gold?

All joking aside though, it's crucial to consider the long-term consequences and potential risks involved. While Bitcoin may be exciting and full of potential rewards, don't neglect your financial responsibilities. A balanced approach is always wise when making decisions about debt management and investments.