Or…

Interplanetary travel does to bitcoin what electricity/telecommunications did to gold, making it slow and inefficient compared to space credits, thus starting a future fiat cycle.

Then, just when all hope is lost…

A young and intrepid psydonomous hero named Tashaki Nakamoro cracks the code and is able to harness the ultimate power of star energy and teleportation through wormholes to create Star Corn.

[Cue Fanfare Music]