Subnostr

Man , don't get me started on Space Jam 2 , I only heard about it today , but it's broken my heart forever .

So mate. Could be worse though - you haven't actually seen it yet.

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I've seen the trailer , it has none of the charm of the original .

Here's how I would have done Space Jam 2 :

Michael Jordon is on his death bed right , surrounded by all the Looney Tunes , the little life support thing ticking away .

Bugs is all like "Come back to Tune World Michael, you can life forever, why face death?"

Michael pulls Bugs closer and whispers in his ear: "I wan't you to listen closely , act normal so the others don't hear, " Pura Vida"

The life support flatlines as the camera pans birdseye and begins to float upwards, suggesting that Jordans soul has begun it's ascent to heaven.

But the twist is , he was always a toon , he was never actually a real man, prob sprinkle in some M . Night Shamalan shit .

Everyone is their own siamese twin , something like that.

This sounds more entertaining than the real Space Jam 2 and it's probably 80 minutes shorter, which is even better.